The future of band meetings.
Finally! I got my Fake Problems tat.
“Young Richard wants to he an astronaut so he’s reading up on the galaxy.”
My beautiful girlfriend Laura surprised me after by saying it was my early birthday present. It blew my mind.
Fake Problems || “My First Million”
I woke up last night and my nose was bleeding,
I think I’m dying.
Oh Hallelujah!
Young love gets old.
I fell in love with a girl who laughed every time I looked at her.
I’m not sure how it happened, but my first reaction was the same as yours.
It was new, it was cute
At first.
This summer! FAKE PROBLEMS is going on tour with dear friends THE MENZINGERS, along with new friends Restorations and Captain We’re Sinking!
These shows are at very small venues and likely to sell out quick - so purchase tickets NOW at http://menzingers.soundrink.com
5/24 Philadelphia, PA @ First Unitarian Church
5/25 Cambridge, MA @ Middle East - Downstairs
5/26 Amityville, NY @ Revolution
5/27 Syracuse, NY @ Lost Horizon
5/28 Buffalo, NY @ The Funeral Home
5/29 Cleveland, OH @ Now That’s Class
5/30 Detroit, MI @ Smalls
5/31 Indianapolis, IN @ Hoosier Dome
6/01 Chicago, IL @ Subterranean
6/02 Milwaukee, WI @ The Cactus Club
6/03 St. Louis, MO @ The Firebird
6/04 Newport, KY @ The Southgate House Revival
6/06 Atlanta, GA @ The Masquerade
6/07 Orlando, FL @ The Social
6/08 Jacksonville, FL @ Phoenix Taproom
6/10 Washington, DC @ The Rock and Roll Hotel
6/11 Brooklyn, NY @ Saint Vitus
6/12 Asbury Park, NJ @ Asbury Lanes





